Tell a tree joke
Riddle: What kind of tree grows fingers on it?
Answer: A palm tree
Riddle: What kind of fruit do trees like the most?
Answer: Pineapples
Riddle: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Answer: Swimming trunks
Riddle: Why didn't the tree want to play checkers?
Answer: Because he was a chestnut!
Riddle: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Answer: By its bark
Riddle: What do elephants and trees and in common?
Answer: They both have trunks
Riddle: How do you get close to a squirrel?
Answer: Climb in a tree and act like a nut.
Riddle: Which tree is always scared?
Answer: A trembling aspen
