Regina Coporate Logo

Tell a tree joke

Cartoon leaf characterRiddle: What kind of tree grows fingers on it?
Answer: A palm tree

Riddle: What kind of fruit do trees like the most?
Answer: Pineapples

Riddle: What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Answer: Swimming trunks

Riddle: Why didn't the tree want to play checkers?
Answer: Because he was a chestnut!
 

Cartoon leaf image

 Riddle: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Answer: By its bark

 

Riddle: What do elephants and trees and in common?
Answer: They both have trunks

Riddle: How do you get close to a squirrel?
Answer: Climb in a tree and act like a nut.

Riddle: Which tree is always scared?
Answer: A trembling aspen